How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
