oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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