Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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