Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...