dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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