The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook