I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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