Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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