she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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