You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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