where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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