i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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