Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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