White coat. Heels.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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