I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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