Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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