You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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