singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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