did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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