dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We were destined to go to rehab together
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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