She is in my trunk
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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