I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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