do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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