you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
