come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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