he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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