She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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