absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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