Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
