All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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