How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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