I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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