I just made out with a guy for $7.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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