found the other keg... it's in the tree
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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