"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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