i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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