a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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