Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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