i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i dont even know how to be here
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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