Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
you never un-have a 4some
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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