this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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