I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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