even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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