pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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