Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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