Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it was like eating out sand paper
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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