U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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