no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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