btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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