the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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