i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Randomize