If i come over, it means nothing
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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