You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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