You smell like stripper and shame
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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