dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How naked do you want me to be?
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