I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
