Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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